Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

Getting your Beyoncé on

Jamming out to Beyoncé

george was getting his Beyoncé on
Dude your getting your Beyoncé on

by Lolololilololololi December 5, 2014

Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.

Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day

by Senire May 16, 2023

yup your banned

A phrase CaseOh says when they make a really terrible joke at him.

Person In Chat: Your built like a 1 by 1 lego piece.
CaseOh: Built like a- ... yup your banned.

by ivyandjuli March 9, 2024

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

by Michellebell November 23, 2013

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023