Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

More important than yours or mine

And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.

Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

National Send Bicep Pics To Your GF Day

National Send Bicep Pics To Your GF Day

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May 18th this is meant towards Natalia send me bicep or else 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Natalia: what day is it?

Fyne Shit: National Send Bicep Pics To Your GF Day

by arloux May 17, 2025

your application for hire

hey matt rose fans

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."

by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025

It's your funeral

employed to mean that if someone does something one considers to be foolish, they will end up with the hassle themselves.

Person A: I won't discuss it
Person B: Don't then—it's your funeral.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Your

used to denote someone or something that is familiar or typical of its kind.

"she is one of your chatty types"

by Arminkshipper May 22, 2025