Loud Egg head

a egg looking person and is very loud and has a 70% chance of being dropped on his head.

Rick:'' look at him"
bob: "Hes such a loud egg head"

by KI* ddd December 2, 2016

Cadbury Creme Egg

Mermaid Placenta covered in Horse Wax

Teacher : What is a Mermaid Placenta?
Student: An Ingridient in Cadbury Creme Eggs

by LookAtThisGraph August 8, 2017

Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.

Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.

by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020

Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.

"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"

by Funsley February 10, 2021

egg mush special

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.

Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out

by Tuckaa March 14, 2010

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023