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Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018
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Emmy Willy

Well that’s just Emmy Willy
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Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024
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Willy

by manhater69 December 29, 2019
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Willy wipe

Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong
by Ariprince123 May 21, 2021
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willy sneeze

v. To ejaculate, often in an uncontrolled manner.
I was ploughing your mum last night and then willy sneezed all over her fun bags.
by whomereallywho March 8, 2009
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