A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
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by Abomination453 November 22, 2021
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by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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by E Ruff September 26, 2021
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