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Mr wood

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
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Bethany wood

Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.
Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’
by Abomination453 November 22, 2021
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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"
"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"
by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
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Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
by E Ruff September 26, 2021
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You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens
Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”
by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021
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