Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in

My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future

by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

Weed Fart

A nickname for a very "ill-timed" plug.

A nickname for a plug with the worst timing EVER.

"Bro, he told me to pull-up but I've been sitting here for two hours!"

"Yeah bro, he a Weed Fart"

by beasliebeats March 9, 2022

drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

by AB97 June 5, 2016

weed puffs

When you combine cocoa puffs and weed you get, WeedPuffs!!!!

Man, it's breakfast, but I really need to get high...

Ah man, just eat some Weed Puffs!!!

by RotaxHD March 1, 2015

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni

"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"

by beyondRussian April 6, 2022

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021