Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose January 12, 2016

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

YouTube Civil War

A fight that contains immature social media influencers who are not aware of the responsibilities that come with fame.

Omg have you heard the latest drama on the Youtube Civil War!!

by youtube wildfire August 9, 2017

Turkish Star Wars

A horrible star wars rip-off that uses random scenes from star wars and loops them a bunch and they also have some original scenes that have hilariously bad acting. there is a scene where they literally just add a face on top of random fight scenes in star wars. And the entire thing is crunched into a square aspect ratio,the video quality looks like something from the early 60s even though its from 1982, and the mike quality is even worse. also, the entire thing is in Turkish 10/10 I totally recommend you watch it.

you can watch it on archive.org

Have you seen Turkish star wars? its the best movie ever!

by elliotissmarterthanhenry March 9, 2022

World War 3

The long word of WW3. People are worried that WW3 will happen because of the russian-ukrainian war.

Oh great. World war 3 just started. time to hop into my furry bunker

by NokoDev December 11, 2022

The great emu war

Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that

Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds

by ThatOneRandomFuckingIdiot January 29, 2018

Star Wars PFP

An empire that is beginning to arise in Tik Tok which is known for their goal to take over the app using Star Wars LEGO profile pictures.

Johnny: Hey man do you have a Star Wars PFP on Tik Tok?

Jack: Nah I rather Have a hot profile pic of me

Johnny: YOU HAVE MISTAKEN OUR POWER *slices Jack in half with lightsaber*

by Oop-ooP-OOP January 4, 2020