turd hardy

Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.

Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!

by dave owen January 8, 2004

Turd Cyrus

A nick name for Miley Cyrus that was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is such a turd skank and is so in love with herself that she has lost touch with reality.

There's Turd Cyrus.

by Judge dredd7 December 12, 2011

Anchor Turd

'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.

This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.

When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.

by FlyGerm August 6, 2010

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Turd Ferguson

When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢

You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.

by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022

Turd Rodeo

When your kid poops in the tub while bathing with his/her siblings. You have to get everyone out, wrangle the turd, scrub the tub, re-bathe everyone.

This isn't my first turd rodeo. I got three kids out of the tub, wrangled the turd, scrubbed the tub, re-bathed everyone in under two minutes.

by BigJobRob April 24, 2011

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015