Trump-years 

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Trump-years. By the time we get him out in 2020 I will be over one hundred Trump-years-old! "

Trump-years by SAJESQNYC April 26, 2017

Trumpstafarian

One of the blind followers who likes to refer to themselves as "Trump supporters," who no matter how idiotic and unqualified Mr. Donald Trump presents himself as a presidential candidate, will undyingly claim alligance to Trump referencing the thorough and absolute corrupt behavior of Hillary Rodham Clinton as why they will only vote for Donald. The problem? They actually have a point!

You see how Hillary breaks every rule in the book, and then acts like she did nothing wrong? It's enough to make even ME become a trumpstafarian!!!

Trumpstafarian by Buildingsea$ August 6, 2016

Trump Draws 

Trump Draws is a series of online animated images in which Donald Trump is revealing a document which typically has something rather childish scribbled on it. This meme all began with Donald Trump passing a bill on live television and showing his signature on that document. People then began editing the video to give it some comedic value and it is now fairly popular across the internet.

"Hey, that meme is nowhere near as good as the Trump Draws meme."

Trump Draws by Crucify Me Gently November 19, 2017

Trumpability 

The potential of a political candidate to be elected due to name recognition in spite of their complete lack of moral character or experience.

"Don't worry, he won't get elected. He's a convicted felon."
"I don't know, he may have just enough trumpability to pull it off."

Trumpability by Mr. Lumbergh August 31, 2018

Trumpacity

The ability to state something wildly and obviously false, racist, misleading, or contradictory without irony or shame.
Portmanteau of Trump and audacity.

"Did you hear what he just said about the Puerto Rican community?"
"Yeah, that took some serious trumpacity."

Trumpacity by Mr. Lumbergh September 7, 2018

twat trump

when your fanny does a fart

hollie did a twat trump, ew

twat trump by fannylover69XXX April 18, 2009

The Trump Talk 

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.

"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."

The Trump Talk by kromana October 19, 2016