jesus feet

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Jesus Christ

a fictional character

Jesus Christ is full of shit

by beinggayisachoice November 26, 2017

jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

by Mike Truitt August 21, 2006

white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

by La Douche April 13, 2004

Jesus Christ

A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.

I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.

by Steriodsmademydicksmall October 28, 2008

super jesus

explains something that has an awsome nature to it.

dude #1: dude i rigged my lighter so that the flame goes like 1 foot high
Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented

*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset

by Steven J September 3, 2008

Jesus Eyes

What you see when you sniff sharpie markers (As per Dane Cook)

But the black one always smelt like an asshole didn't it ... I can't stop guys, I can't. I just saw Jesus eyes! The marker showed me Jesus Eyes!

by I Love Bob September 30, 2007