band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people

1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic

by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021

beetroot band

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014

Rubber band effect

The emotional snapback move where someone pulls away—ghosting, going cold, or claiming they “need space”—only to return later with affection, apologies, or renewed interest. It’s like watching someone stretch a rubber band to its breaking point… then letting it fly back and sting you in the heart.

“I was finally healing, then she called crying and I got pulled right back in. Rubber band effect, every time.

by Briton Phillip September 2, 2025

Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019

Carmel High School Marching Band

Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.

Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."

by cougarprideftw March 21, 2020

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023