A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.
"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-
by That random guy thing November 10, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. hes a bitch who thinks hes funny but hes really not funny at all.
big ego, inconsistent, bitch, stupid, lame
big ego, inconsistent, bitch, stupid, lame
by p.bubblegum January 5, 2025
Get the Thomasmug. A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid
by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020
Get the Thomas Amug. Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."
by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019
Get the thomas emmittmug. Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.
Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.
NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!
Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.
NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!
by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. by Thomas.rr1 June 11, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. by TOMMY white boy April 27, 2021
Get the Thomas Warnkemug.