Sheldon dutch

Party central where people go to get turnt and have sex.

Yo are we going to to pull up to Sheldon dutch tonight?

by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

Dutch Harbor

Similar to a circle jerk but with dutch rudders; a collection of men giving each other a dutch rudders in a group

-I heard you guys had a jerk off
- no we just gave each other {dutch rudders
- oh, it was a dutch harbor

by That_One_Guy_You_Know May 10, 2015

Dutch crossover

The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.

Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.

by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021

Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done

As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered

by Provo78 March 18, 2024

Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.

I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...

by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017

The Dutch Touch

A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.

This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.

by PeterweltenPeterwellen July 4, 2017