Jeff saw Jenna wearing a miniskirt and eating boiled eggs so he put his nose in front of her asshole and squeezed her stomach and out came a hot egg girl fart right up his nose and he loved it and then she bitch slapped him and then she threw him on the floor, sat on his face, and let out an even juicier one right in his mouth and it smelled like sh*t and then they f***ed each other and got married.
by GirlFartSniffer September 22, 2008
by Cake boss March 30, 2014
An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
A fart that has the power to kill!
An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.
Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.
by The Moody Poet September 08, 2006
Our young daughter was getting ready to go with us to town, and we said, "Let's go, little fart!"
Our young cat likes to stand nearby us before he jumps on the chair. My husband will say, "Hey, little fart!"
Our young cat likes to stand nearby us before he jumps on the chair. My husband will say, "Hey, little fart!"
by hippie lynne June 28, 2011
by SgtKestrel September 17, 2006
The face you make when you're letting one go. The aligning of certain contours of your face is thought to have an impact on your ability to release anal gases.
by Mike P. Grant, Esq. March 17, 2007
by xoree August 09, 2008