When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
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"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
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When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.
This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.
This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
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