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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts
mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
by Legopuffer May 23, 2018
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Text Relationship

When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.
Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!
by kaylllllaaaaaa&judddditthhh September 24, 2017
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text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation
My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
by GO COCKS March 24, 2017
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Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.
"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."
by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017
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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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texting back

When someone sends a message to your phone and you open and reply to that message
She is really bad at texting back.
by John Johnsonn June 18, 2017
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