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Dark Humor

It's basically a person making jokes about something that is dark (or for short: rude or horrid
*2 people hear about the news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.
by Rosie Rosewartz September 11, 2023
mugGet the Dark Humormug.

Dark

No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.
Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2023
mugGet the Darkmug.

Dark tetrad

I'd like to understand this a little better. So... You have the "Big dick energy" personality traits and it looks something like this:

_____________________

| | | | |

A C E N O

And then you have "the bad one" which is:

________________

| | | |

M Na P S

Now, what I want to better understand is the overlap between the two. Apparently if you are high in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ E and low in this C ๐Ÿ‘ˆ you are high in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ Na. And if you are low in this A ๐Ÿ‘ˆ and low in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ C you are high in this ๐Ÿ‘‰ P. What about the rest of them? Or are you wiping the slate clean? Is narcissism not linked to extroversion now that it's inconvenient?
Hym "It seems like more good one vs bad one framing. What it looks like is that I went on a diatribe about how the people who are weaponizing schizophrenia by covertly making reference to me without acknowledging me (which Jordan WASN'T doing initially but is doing now because that's what HE BELIEVES OUGHT to be happening and is perfectly appoint himself the arbiter of what OUGHT to happen) and NOW, Jordan has decided to participate and is TRYING TO BEND THE PRACTICE OF PSYCHOLOGY to his will as his way of saying 'NO YOU'RE THE MACHIAVELLIAN NARCISSIST! YOUR ARE! SEE!? I GOT MY COLLEGES TO CREATE A NEW SET OF PERSONALITY TRAITS FOR THE BAD ONES AND YOU'RE THE BAD ONE! IT'S THE DARK TETRAD!' and we can watch in real time as he has his license taken away, loses friends, disgraces his profession to try and punish if mildly out of shape, bullied, good natured, mulatto, nerd with negative self-perception issues (according to Dan Harmon) Hey, I got a 5th personality trait to add to the tetrad. DISHONESTY. There. Now you can balance them out. Now they both have 5. Dishonesty. Like saying that you have 10 lawsuits against you and then revealing that they aren't ACTUALLY lawsuits. Hey, how is what they are doing to me not manipulation? Because they're motives vary. The people doing at are all different and it ranges from get me to move, get me to kill myself, 'help' me behave in accordance with THEIR will instead of my own. Open question."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
mugGet the Dark tetradmug.

Lord of Dark

You cannot defeat.
I am the Lord of Dark. You cannot defeat.
by PuncherOfTrees May 11, 2023
mugGet the Lord of Darkmug.

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.
"There are lots of dark rides by disney"
by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019
mugGet the dark ridemug.

Darkness

Jazmin is the definition of all darkness. Within and without. The broken darkness. Which canโ€™t be fixed.
Darkness is inside of jazmin.
by Alexandra1227 October 25, 2019
mugGet the Darknessmug.
ok so in the tent luigis old tv turns on and the old guy kidnaps him because the purple moon boke because of king boo now luigi has to get all the pieces on his way he meets anoyying dog caled polterpop and has to save anoyying toads gets raped by some boss, then agian, agian, he got rid of his humping addiction now he opens things and uh.. at the end he fights haunted armour then king boo, king boo dies agan then luigi saves mario and the moon.
Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon Is a great game btw I just copied that off of another guy *credits to him btw*
by lovemario4486 June 28, 2023
mugGet the Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moonmug.

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