eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021
Get the jacobmug. A slur word for a white person.
Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.
Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.
That guy's a Jacob.
by Jeremy Cunt November 4, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022
Get the Jacob Fischermug. a fucker who likes getting donkey-punched while taking it in the mouth,while pleasuring two men with hs hands.
YOU. or jacob berchett.
by ruffylinny April 22, 2011
Get the Jacob berchettmug. by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022
Get the Jacob Ottmug. When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog
by Zach-41 February 10, 2021
Get the A Jacobmug. the most self absorbed, ignorant, stubborn, asshole that tries his best to ruin your life the best he can. he walks to fast for his height (considering how short he is) and he’s a dumb aquarius. he’s has a crush on virgos ESPECIALLY named jiana. and he’s into beastiality( he’s always making on his dog otis). all he does is fantasize about said virgo. he’s a good bestie tho
by jacobsmells March 26, 2021
Get the jacobmug.