In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.
by hoss geller January 16, 2012
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by The man without a face or dick April 6, 2012
Get the Scottish Turner mug.Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 29, 2013
Get the Scottish Food mug.A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.
"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."
by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013
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by MonkeyFly11235813 November 11, 2013
Get the scott otto mug.Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"
Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013
Get the Scottish Fudge mug.Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 18, 2013
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