surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

Surprise Bush

An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.

Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush

by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017

TacoHell Surprise Box

Take your date to Taco Bell get a lot of spicy food and make him/her eat it. After do hardcore anal and whatever comes out is the surprise

I took my girl to Taco Bell and gave her the tacohell surprise box and it came out red

by Bossalut3 December 20, 2019

Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth

I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night

by robowolf May 3, 2016

ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”

“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”

by Qeefburger October 23, 2017

Korean Leftover Surprise

When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.

"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"

by pokeyuan November 24, 2021

welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .

Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !

by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016