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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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Case End Point

Case End Point (n.)
A declarative phrase used to signify the definitive conclusion of a statement or argument, marking it as self-evident and not open for further discussion. Unlike “Case in Point,” which introduces an example to support a claim, “Case End Point” asserts finality—indicating that the matter has been stated clearly and needs no further elaboration. It serves as a rhetorical period that underscores closure, often in contexts where repetition or rehashing is unnecessary.
“We don’t need to talk about this again. You hate my job, I know this. Case End Point.”
by Doubtsower69 August 5, 2025
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Nexus Point

An event where the same group of people that are currently united have been together before long ago in time but has/hasn't realized it or has forgotten.
Woah, you were there at the time? So was I!

So there was a nexus point for us before.

We were all together before? That's so strange, I didn't realize that.
by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) May 20, 2022
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Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.
They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.
by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 11, 2008
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highest common points

In a sport, especially basketball, where the winning team is determined by the highest common points amongst the players. Traditionally the team with the highest total points wins the game. However, with highest common points each and every player or position has to score a point to count towards the total score. The purpose being that every member makes sure that everyone gets a chance to score so that no single player hogs all the points.
Player A score 7 points, Player B scores 2 points, and Player C score 10 points. So the total highest common points for the team is 2 points. Player A and C should wait give more chances to Player B, and Player B should try more on his/her own to score more points for the team to win with the most highest common points.
by RzMd February 14, 2009
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Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once
Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then
by virescent October 8, 2020
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Grandparents point

That steamy spot you think about when your mind wonders into its deep sexual trance. Your thought people didn't have sex. You thought wrong of course. Monday through sunday grandparents point is the spot where those you respect the most go to fuck out their self-esteem issues. Like teenagers trying to hump their way to cool-ness, your grandparents go 6ft deep boasting the prowess of a chicken with its head cut off.
Jane: Hey bob, we gonna go to grandparents point before the christmas party again?

Bob: You know what Jane, lets fuck to the dickens. It'll be rad.
by DirtyToy December 26, 2012
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