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wrath of god

a powerful magic: the gathering card that destroys every creature in play, including your own.

wrath of god has been included in every core magic set since alpha edition in 1993 and is a staple of control decks that run white.

considered the ultimate white card by many, wrath of god has become a tradition in magic core sets and may truly never leave the standard format.
the control player tapped out on turn four and asked his opponent, "wrath of god?"

his opposer nodded, scooped up his three creatures and placed them into his graveyard.
by mike mihealsick November 28, 2007
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God chills

Whenever you are reading Scripture, hearing a message, worshiping, or when God is speaking to you at anytime. "It's like getting the goosebumps feeling, but without the goosebumps!"
I was singing really loud at Overflow, and I got the God chills!
by Darzes meat December 6, 2010
mugGet the God chillsmug.

zest god

the zestiest of the zesties, terms used to describe homosexual people.
Person 1: "It's giving slayyy"
Person 2: "Aw hell naw you a zest god"
by tor_cs February 1, 2023
mugGet the zest godmug.

Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.
Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.
by Brabus02 September 25, 2011
mugGet the Mocker Godsmug.

God and Gains

God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.
Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018
mugGet the God and Gainsmug.

rose god

A person named Rose who has godlike power. She has the power of travoulrness and some lavage power too. However even if they are a god they dont compare to michaels god powers. They are 3rd place for godpower and are still pretty strong. They also like their awkaward corner and stay in it 82/78.
That person is such a Rose god they have so much power.
by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ December 14, 2016
mugGet the rose godmug.

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races
Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot
by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018
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