Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

bird splat

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

by El Traino December 15, 2009

bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

Nolan Bird

Nolan Bird is the kindest, sweetest, sexiest man of all. He is good in bed, and always wants to make you feel better.

"I wish my boyfriend could be as sweet as a Nolan Bird".

by That One Girl Marissa March 8, 2014

Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging

You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends

by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

Scary Bird

A creepy man in the bushes

I see that scary bird in dem bushes

by ChikenWings April 27, 2015

durt bird

A person with poor hygiene or one who partakes in repulsive behavior. Dublin slang.

She chews her toenails, the durt bird.

by Book Start July 13, 2015