The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"

"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"

by African war lord June 22, 2019

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Caramel Surprise

The art of busting into a cup and pissing into it right after. Than mixing it up to reach a sweet golden white glow.

I can't wait to spray jacks mom with an caramel Surprise

by TheDarkOne360 May 30, 2024

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surprisative

An adjective for the word surprise.

My day has been very surprisative.

by surprisativedude December 20, 2010

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Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

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