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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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Nathan

Nathan seems to be a huge stoner and loves his ice cream and steak. He’ll steal your hose and sit back and have a cone.
“Bro I got real stoney last night
“Yo with who”
Nathan g man he does fat clouds
by Rackitup November 2, 2018
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nathan

fag cunt

absolute wanker cunt
suck a fat nigga dick
nathans a fat fag wanker cunt who lkes to suck fat nigga dicks
by nathangm September 17, 2022
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Nathan

A handsome weeb.
His friend group is messed up and he is friends with a discord mod.
Really smart as well, but he doesn't show it off.
Your such a Nathan
If someone says that that is a compliment.
by Your Ordinary Friend March 5, 2022
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Nathan

A guy who would do anything for you. A guy who carries the weight of the world but always says he’s fine. A guy who is handsome not just in looks but in mind and soul and heart.
My name is Nathan but no one calls me that.
by Trubel March 10, 2021
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Pull a Nathan

When you tell people you'll join them in an activity right after the current activity and then completely ghost them.

-ing / ed
"I thought you were going to join us yesterday but turns out you Pulled a Nathan."

"Hey sorry for Pulling a Nathan yesterday, my car broke down and my cell phone died in the middle of nowhere."

"Not to Pull a Nathan, but I may actually be unable to be there tomorrow."
by MrAuri June 7, 2024
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Nathan

Me i am nathan
Summer: hi nathan
Nathan: hi summer
by Epicpicachew July 21, 2022
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