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Monkey Month

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011
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skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.
Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.
by 1rainzy January 16, 2022
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Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
by unrealt87 December 7, 2004
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monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!
by DJSLAM March 5, 2005
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monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth
by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals
by the cheat March 16, 2003
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spud monkey

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey
by ratty316 December 30, 2020
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