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Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.
Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!
by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009
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Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.
Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.
by GotIt87 May 9, 2020
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meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease
I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.
by Oh wise Chica June 2, 2011
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Meat Syrup

The thick fluid that emits from the man's penis during sexual climax.
My boyfriend spilled his meat syrup all over my chest.

His meat syrup tasted like yogurt.
by fuckingmotherlick January 7, 2012
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meat dick

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.
That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick
by eluminaught January 4, 2011
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meat peeker

That guy using the urinal next to you staring at your junk
My pee-shyness went into overdrive when I noticed I was urinating next to a meat peeker.
by Totzmastacrunch December 6, 2009
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Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.
Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.
by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015
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