Whenever something bad occurs, such as your first born being grilled on a barbeque, you must exlaim "MARK". Its always Marks fault
Person 1: Hey isnt that Eddie your first born on the barbeque
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK
Person 2: Oh for fucks sake it is
Person 1 and 2: MARK
by Mark Cuthill August 18, 2022
Get the Markmug. Dean Mark is the guy that every girl loves, he is kind, ambitious, funny, smart, friendly and handsome. Dean Mark is kind of a submissive type but overall he's a husband material, He hates seeing a person getting hurt especially if that person is close to him, he can be arrogant most of the time, he will make sure that you'll find him addictive and make you fall for him harder. Dean Mark is the type of guy who will cuddle you whenever he miss or crave your touch, he's almost the definition if perfect
My friend: So tell me about your husband
Me: Oh, you mean Dean Mark? He's almost the definition of perfect, I can tell that he really cares about me
Me: Oh, you mean Dean Mark? He's almost the definition of perfect, I can tell that he really cares about me
by Dianne Torres October 1, 2020
Get the dean markmug. Officially has the worlds smallest penis. Max thinks he has a smaller one but he is no competition the the spec of a penis Mark has.
by Tiny pp gang November 22, 2021
Get the Markmug. A loving funny guy who’s a little dumb. Even when you give him your all he will still leave you like it’s nothing. Don’t fall in love with mark you will never get unconditional love back. Definitely a guy who is oblivious. Best to keep him in the friend zone.
They we’re together for 3 year’s yet he still walked away like nothing happened. Mark is something else.
by lil_reine123 February 14, 2023
Get the Markmug. Mark is a good-looking guy, with a huge Albanian Cock.
His cock is so big, that it can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
He is also a sports guy. As a football player, he can be very agressive and all his friends shouts at him: "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit." He is also the Sex God. With his massive Cock, is it possible to smash all the girls in the entire World.
His cock is so big, that it can reach the dobble-headed eagle on the Albanian flag.
He is also a sports guy. As a football player, he can be very agressive and all his friends shouts at him: "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit." He is also the Sex God. With his massive Cock, is it possible to smash all the girls in the entire World.
"OMG Mark, I dont have the capacity for your cock!"
"Go deeper Mark!"
"Mark can you pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean that football?"
"Go deeper Mark!"
"Mark can you pass me that Jibbit, ehm I mean that football?"
by IllyrianGod1192 November 23, 2021
Get the Markmug. When you have a really shit football team, called Manchester United and every time they lose your friends comment "poor mark"
by Hottub1974 March 16, 2022
Get the Poor markmug. “Hey, have you seen Cody? The 400 is about to start” “Nah man sorry, when he found out he was in it he said he was planning to pull a Mark”
by Renel74 May 15, 2019
Get the Pull a Markmug.