March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023

March 27 2024

The day when the world will end

Man: Fuck you!
Man 2: March 27 2024
Man: Sorry..

by absolutely BONKers! September 25, 2023

Makeup Free March

The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!

Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)

Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little

by jeg er kul November 3, 2019

james patrick march

sweet serial killer; dead hotel owner; hot asf; dresses in his signature 1920s/30s couture; seggsy pencil moustache; says "darling... you are a relelationnnnn..." after you do the deed; handsome; gorgeous; to die for.

the fridge: you are so lame! you have a cardboard cutout of james patrick march!
me: f off

by venetianromance January 3, 2022

March 21st 2022

The day you get your heart absolutely shattered by the boy you’ve been in love with for 7 months simply for the fact that you have guy friends even tho you blocked them all for a boy that doesn’t even care about how you feel.

Person 1 - “what’s wrong with her why is she so upset?”

Person 2 - “Oh it’s just March 21st 2022.”

by jkkrds2012 March 21, 2022

Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.

Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal

by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020

march 30 2006

A super sexy person who is so attractive and gets all the guys and girls is very athletic and is also sensitive but that makes them human and they love video games but reads a lot of smut.

omg march 30 2006 babies are such babes.

by mommies milk November 23, 2021