Magic the gathering

The worlds gayest card game to ever walk to the earth played by gay people

My friend played Magic the gathering he’s gay

by Predton December 5, 2019

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Magic Donut

a device a girl can put inside her pussy so when a unsuspecting guy tries to fuck her, his cock is torn to shreds.

Girl: There was this douche who kept hitting on me, so I went to bed with him yesterday.
Girl2: seriously?
Girl: yeah, but he doesn't know I'm bringing my magic donut with me!
Girl2: hahahah, sweet! *highfive!*

by gorugora April 25, 2010

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chaos magic

The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.

This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!

by Cletus (I lurk now! I LURK NOW!) August 14, 2003

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Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ)

The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.

I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.

by Odious December 22, 2010

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Blue Magic

A phrase used when someone takes something that is already at its best or good and cuts it down or makes unneccessary changes. (In reference to the film American Gangster where other associates of Frank Lucas use his heroin for their own purposes cutting it down and denegrating it while still calling it Blue Magic)

A bartender pours a customer Petron on ice and the customer takes the drink and ask to add fruit juice or soda to the drink his friend would hate on him: "Blue Magic man! Blue Magic!"

by AurelioT March 8, 2010

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magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.

"magic vimto, anyone?"

by Al February 5, 2005

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