Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”
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Get the Karen's Handful mug.A white 40-year-old woman who dramatically breaks down when the slightest inconvenience happens.
Usually has an unstylish short blonde bob haircut.
When provoked, she will do one of these three things:
--Collapse onto the ground, crying or screaming
--Demand to speak to the manager
--Tell you what you can and can't do, even if it's not a rule
Usually has an unstylish short blonde bob haircut.
When provoked, she will do one of these three things:
--Collapse onto the ground, crying or screaming
--Demand to speak to the manager
--Tell you what you can and can't do, even if it's not a rule
Cashier: "I'm sorry, our Ice-Cream machine is broken at the mome-"
Karen: "EXCUSE ME, your machine was working perfectly fine yesterday!"
Cashier: "Madam, it broke down yesterday, would you like anything else?"
Karen: "I want to speak to your manager!"
Karen: "EXCUSE ME, your machine was working perfectly fine yesterday!"
Cashier: "Madam, it broke down yesterday, would you like anything else?"
Karen: "I want to speak to your manager!"
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My godmother's wounded . Kulture Karen's ruined her son's favorite show when they've no black acquaintances themselves. Madness
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Get the Karenism mug.*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls
person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song
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Person 1: GUYS! HELP!
Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on
- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on
- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
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Person 1: this Karen is making me uncomfortable
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend
Person 2: why can’t she tell ur not her 15 year old girlfriend? What a Karen-cell
Person 1: she really thinks she gets to play abusive boyfriend
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