july 6th

The day someone whos name starts with g has to kiss someone whos name starts with L

*G kisses L*
L: why'd you do that?
G: Because it's July 6th!

by totally not a stalker July 3, 2022

Julie

1. Julie is a horse

2. Julie likes bald people

3 . Julie is my bestfriend

Girl 1 : Where's Julie the horse ?

Girl 2 : OH! She's in there, Daniel is riding her.

by Lanalover69 March 23, 2023

July 11th

Take your other half to a movie and bang

Yo it's July 11th I might just take her to the movies yk what I'm sayin

by Bigelm June 26, 2025

Fourth of July

The day of explosions, FREEDOM, more explosions, 'Murica, grilling, more grilling, and most importantly...
...EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS!

Demoman approves of the Fourth of July.

by Inquisitive Walnut July 30, 2020

July 29th, 2023

A very fucked up day.

Joe: I- i- I can't believe my son died...

Pete: yeah... least it's not July 29th, 2023...

by BigBoyEatz July 29, 2025

July 24th

Slap your big sister day

“Today is July 24th so you can slap your sister”

by Brayto July 24, 2021

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017