ur nephew a jew

One of the most devastating insults of all time. God himself fears the power of this insult. Only to be used in extreme circumstances. This insult is so devastating it can't even be returned by No u.

1. ur mum gay lol
2. ur dad lesbian
1.ur granny tranny
2. ur grandpap a trap
1. ur sister a mister
2. ur brother a mother
1. ur niece obese
2. ur nephew a jew
*everything is fucking obliterated as the universe implodes

by canadianboi March 20, 2018

2 Jews and a lie

The same concept as 2 truths and a lie but you name 2 celebrities that are Jews and 1 who isn't. It's a great game to play at parties.

"Lets play 2 Jews and a lie, I'll start. Mila Kunis, Terry Crews, and Adam Sandler."

by Doctor Goondis April 15, 2019

Full Price Jew

1. A person that charges you full price at your local bar
2. A person of jewish decent that charges you full price at any establishment.
3. A roommate/friend that charges you full price for drinks that you didn't ask for at a local establishment, namely Bennigan's.

<Radames>Dude, I went to Bennigan's and asked Lance for a Sprite. He gave me two Crown and Gingers, then charged me for three of them. What a fucking Full Price Jew.
<Boston>JEW CLAW!!

by Ghost February 05, 2005

Jew him down

In video games, most commonly Gears Of War, to kill or down someone in a cheap way.

"I am going to Jew him down with an active reload sniper."

by NodenWIRE April 26, 2007

jew you up

To totally fuck someone else up. jewd

Ill jew you up if you don't suck my cock.

by Funky No Meister May 15, 2005

Horgan, King of the Jews

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life

Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews

by applesaucejohnjohn November 19, 2010

red dot jew

Desi Indian who is just as tight and devious about their money as a stereotypical jew

Why do all the red dot Jews think they deserve a discount?

by ferrettt January 14, 2014