Jacob

The cringiest kid in the world that no one likes. He's lonely and will never get a girlfriend. That one kid that plays Valorant 24/7 hours a day but is still gurbage at the game.

Person 1: Hey who's that kid in the corner sitting alone and crying because he has no friends?
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob

by anonymous275 October 29, 2020

Jacob

Amogus haha

Jacob amogus

by Kylehk58 April 7, 2021

Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights

Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel

by chuteeee August 1, 2021

Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.

Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!

by fent gunss September 4, 2025

latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen

ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

Jacob Robitaille

the sexiest, coolest, kindest, most intelligent, just all around best person in the universe.

Jacob robitaille is the love of my life.<3

by U all ready know April 8, 2019