Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear November 30, 2016

dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

Dutch Chimney

The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person

Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!

by Miniguy129 January 22, 2016

dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016

Rumble dutch

Similar to the Dutch Rudder except passenger in car puts hand on drivers genitals as the driver runs over the rumble strips on the side of the highway creating a vibrating effect.

I love the commute home from work because my co-worker gives me a rumble dutch.

by Ned&Bigbone15 March 6, 2016

Dutched

When you are touched by a Dutch.

Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"

by qpwoeituy March 14, 2016