banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.

Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"

by crazy diseases March 15, 2023

Foot fetish

Weird guy on discord saying I need doctor google

Deez nuts weird guy on discord who Is not bullying me and says Deez nuts and tries real hard to bully me like what a sucker he sucks toes and Foot fetish

by Commandowhothehelltookitfirst August 2, 2022

Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.

Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.

by killtryray August 17, 2021

foot radish fungus

When your foot is very big and it turns out to be fungus with the same color as your skin

Person: your feet are big
Other Person: yeah i have foot radish fungus

by zoey pupper May 3, 2021

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

foot fetish

sexual attraction to feet 😏

christian has a foot fetish

by someone is cool August 29, 2021

foot fetish

when you get turned on by the idea of feet or touching, licking, or smelling them.

josh: “yum i love me some feet”
marie “do you have a foot fetish??”

by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 19, 2024