The Five Rules

Five subjects that no human should show arousal towards or try any sexual acts with. Once you break one rule, you break them all. These are;
1. Animals
2. Men (presuming you're male)
3. Family
4. Children
5. Dead People

Sean: Tom's getting off a 14 year old again.
Matthew: Lock up your cat, he'll be going for that next!
Sean: What do you mean?
Matthew: 'The Five Rules', once you break one rule you break them all...

by HCC137 December 27, 2011

Low five

In sports, this is the act of slapping the behind of a teammate or competitor.

He gave me a LOW FIVE when he passed me in mile seven of yesterday's marathon.

by Slow Fox August 15, 2008

put five on it

To place five American dollars on a dime ( small ) bag of marijuana. Usually used as a contribution towards the total sum of the marijuana.

Lupe did you contribute towards the weed? Why yes, I put five on it.

by Callan Griffiths November 13, 2005

double high-five

When you go for a traditional two handed high-five and once the opposite party's hands are high in the air, you punch 'em right in the zipper.
Coined by Johnny Knoxville on Conan.

"Don't go trusting ol' Jim over there, he'll trick you into a double high-five."

by Gabe_Babe November 1, 2013

lazer five

High five that does not make contact. Hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped - sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made.

Lazer five for doing a great job, man. But don't forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.

by doug1ness July 12, 2015

i got five on it

An expression a student typically says when he or she did well on a College Board AP exam.

"Hey man, how'd you do on that AP fizzics exam yo?"

"I got five on it, n*gga."

by missymissy May 3, 2009

Arabic High Five

Where a two men shit in their hands and bitch slap each other while yelling Arabic war cry (ayayayaiayayai)

I greeted the new guy at work with a Arabic High Five, kinda a tradition here.

by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012