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Fat Man Pants

Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?

The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding

Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?

The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
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fat chad 

What one calls a relatively fit person upon seeing them consume vast quantities of unhealthy food. Commonly used among college-age people, this nickname refers to being an obese person. Often associated with the freshman 15, sophomore 30, junior 45, and the most prestigious senior 60.
"Oh my god, another bowl of ice cream? Man, I can't wait for you to turn into a fat chad. It's going to be epic."

"Wow.... you better work out ya fat chad."
fat chad by bustahbrown November 1, 2010

Fat Poop 

When you take a shit and it fills most of the shitter. A bowl-winder is also another common name.
I just ate Chinese food, now I gotta take a fat poop!!
Fat Poop by ekajj January 20, 2011

Fat Danny 

The act of taking a bong hit and eating an entire doughnut before exhaling.
We did Fat Dannys all morning, I'm super full. And way baked.
Fat Danny by Falaliaholic February 19, 2011

Fat Convoy 

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.
I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.
Fat Convoy by masonthekiller March 9, 2011

fat-girl cleavage 

An unaturally-long cleavage line without associated breast curvature.
Oy, she's a porker with massive fat-girl cleavage.

The only thing memorable was her fat-girl cleavage.

I lost my arm deep in her fat-girl cleavage.
fat-girl cleavage by Nitramcod March 2, 2014