Sexually Faptive

The time in which a male becomes active in the act of masturbation.

I cant get a girlfriend, so im still sexually faptive.

by SeedOfEvil March 11, 2013

Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.

I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!

by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015

Turning fapanese

When you make a dumb face while masturbating, usually involuntarily.

My grandma walked into the bathroom and saw me turning fapanese. I think she liked it.

by CWB71 February 4, 2016

Chicken Fapper

Someone who commits the act of masturbation against chickens.

The chicken fapper ran off into the woods.

by Champstarbaby August 30, 2016

Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.

Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.

by I like pone butts October 6, 2016

Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate

Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"

by Jumont 357 October 19, 2016

Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.

Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020