Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

dumper/dumpee

dumper- one who dumps their partner in a break-up

dumpee- one who gets dumped by their partner in a break-up

dumper/dumpee: The bad news about being the dumper is that you need to be certain it's over before pulling the plug / As the dumpee, you get lots of attention and have every excuse to feel sorry for yourself.

by btman November 13, 2013

volunteer dumpee

A nice guy or girl who volunteers to be the dumpee in a relationship because they're too nice to dump someone first.

Jeff is too much of nice guy to dump his girlfriend. So he ended being the volunteer dumpee.

by ryukage99 October 27, 2012

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 13, 2010

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 21, 2009

Open dump

the noise that a forced induction vehicle makes when the air pressure in the intake system releases under vacuum-or "letting off the gas" after you built boost.

That sweet ass Mazdaspeed_3 just open dumped on the state troopers window.

by got_boost April 21, 2010