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dumb duck

Nancy is such a dumb duck!
by Your_pseudonym_1 August 15, 2018
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domestic duck

A partner that is easily obtained or easily manipulated into a relationship.

A person that is easy to domesticate, or easily convinced to care for you by cooking and cleaning, etc;
"Lela used to come out shopping with us, but now she's a domestic duck."
by BUnBitCH February 9, 2019
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Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night
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Darkwing Duck

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
by Dead Man’s Delight November 17, 2022
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pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam
"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003
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fancy duck

a very straight, non toxic fancy duck with a cute little top hat.
omg its the very straight, non toxic fancy duck with a cute little top hat.
by quibblee May 3, 2021
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Duck bitch

“Man that girl is a duck bitch fucking on the homies
by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022
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