life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 07, 2021
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ITAA date

Is there an attraction date.
Now that we have met online; let’s have an ITAA date to see if we should continue getting to know each other.
by Hayz27 October 02, 2022
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fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain
I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.
by fake dating September 23, 2020
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anime on dates

when you watch so much anime that you become a living nigger
"wow man, did you see that tyler dude, he became a proper anime on dates dude"
by Basic of Dueling August 12, 2018
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Save The Date

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You should use Save The Date App for your RSVPs.
The Rsvp request is sent by text messages to all of your guests with one click
and their Rsvps arrive instantly. You can even resend after a couple of days only
to guests who still didn't Rsvp'd.
Save The Date
The Rsvp request is sent by text messages to all of your guests with one click
and their Rsvps arrive instantly.
by Save The Date July 23, 2019
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Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.
by Bjørn Kirkham April 04, 2022
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