Flatbed cold 

A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck

It's flatbed cold outside

Flatbed cold by Cordelia Weedmark produced by November 7, 2019

Phantom Cold 

When you had the flu or the cold and you recover from it, but still have a buildup of phlegm and mucus in your throat which makes you cough up into someones face. Then they somehow get sick even though you are no longer contagious and they blame it on you.

I am innocent and your accusations are bullshit, it's just a Phantom Cold for fucks sake!

Phantom Cold by Miraku, The Alter Ego November 23, 2019

Luke Cold 

Its literally fucking barely cold liquid.

"Bruh this mocha is luke cold."

Luke Cold by BiggieCheeseJr. April 12, 2020

ButtFuck Cold 

Cold, very cold, Such unbearably low temperatures that two individuals must resort to random acts sodomy to keep warm.

It's buttfuck cold out here. I can't even feel my hands.

ButtFuck Cold by Stockjunkee January 21, 2021

Ice cold hard nips 

When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.

"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"

Ice cold hard nips by Iliketoeatcatz October 16, 2022

make a cold jam

To have sex

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."

make a cold jam by Billy007 April 14, 2012

poppin' a cold one with the boys 

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

poppin' a cold one with the boys by Ddock my d May 21, 2017