Butt Rubble

The detritus of toilet paper left on the bathroom floor (or in one's clothes) after using the bathroom.

The floor of their bathroom was covered in little pieces of butt rubble and hadn't been cleaned in ages.

by Petersworld October 27, 2011

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Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

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butt-garbage

Not acceptable in any way, shape or form.

Abbey:"I can't hang today! Sorry!:("
Ryan:"Grrrr! That's butt-garbage!"

by gaymrphillips October 16, 2011

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Chase Butts: A Kick-ass super cool, sharpshooting bad-ass with a great sense of humor. Great to everyone, but the best to his girlfriend. He's strong and fit, and will defend you from all evil. He is truly a good person and a great friend.

Chase Butts? Oh he's awesome!

by The Super honest person November 16, 2018

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Butt Police

Similar to terms like Mr Tickle fingers or the Knee-grab Crab, being "the butt police" involves running after other people making a 'whoo-whoo' siren-like noise and holding grabbing hands out in front of you giving the impression you are going to grab a person by the rear end.

The term was coined by Detective Butt Sergeant Paul MacMillan of Preston, England who regularly makes attempts to arrest his small children resulting in screams, giggles and avoiding capture.

"Oh-oh, you better watch out or the butt police will catch you.... WHOO-OO-OO-OO!!"

by GoggleboxUK November 28, 2018

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