Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025

brandon

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022

Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

by bithcboy April 18, 2024

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

Brandon

A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"

Joe: my grandma has just died
Brandon: that's nice

by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021