Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
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Get the Brandon (German) mug.Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
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