Strand your chip

When you strand a chip in your red iguana and now it’s stuck in the bag

“Hey! I want to strand your chip”

by DPonthem October 8, 2025

Chip Whistler

An Amazing, Articulate, Awesome, Awe-inspiring, athletic, authentic, amusing, attractive, analytical, award winning, approachable, appealing, beautiful, bashful, brilliant, bright, based, cunning, clever, creative, comforting, charismatic, caring, confident, capable, cheerful, charming, dedicated, driven, devoted, dependable, durable, diverse, divine, defined, elegant, experienced, energetic, eager, engaging, enthusiastic, encouraging, exceptional, excellent, exceptional, elaborate, fair, friendly, fluid, flexible, fresh, functional, frequent, formal, funny, fashionable, festive, fun, funky, great, gorgeous, giving, greatful, generous, gentle, good looking, genuine, goalkeeper, healthy, honest, helpful, happy, handsome, HUMBLE, hard working, Independent, intelligent, inspiring, innovative, irreplaceable, inclusive, just, jolly, jazzy, knowledgeable, kind, keen, logical, loving, loyal, lucky, motivated, mature, meaningful, mighty, modest, necessary, natural, nice, neat, needed, optimistic, organized, outstanding, original, ordered, prepared, professional, pretty, perfect, patient, polite, passionate, powerful, positive, qualified, reliable, respectful, responsible, responsive, reasonable, rational, radical, strong, smart, successful, sincere, supportive, stable, social, sophisticated, talented, thoughtful, trustworthy, truthful, tender, terrific, unique, understanding, useful, useful, undefeated, valuable, vibrant, vital, wonderful, warm hearted bad bitch

"WE all need to crack Chip Whistler"

by Phsuo sideall October 25, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

why did you search this up.

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck

by potato devourer November 17, 2025

Chip Dipper Child

1. A kid who basically existed as “the household convenience tool” the one whose parents had them not out of love, but out of an unspoken desire for free labor, emotional support, errands, chores, and everything short of filing taxes.
2. Metaphorical Origin: The term comes from a baby’s soft spot on their head being used as a dip bowl to represent parents who use their kids for convenience.

“Bro I grew up a full-blown chip dipper child. I was doing dishes at five and raising my siblings at eight.”

by TraumaTortilla November 20, 2025

Gen chips or Chips gen

Genuinely Chopped / Chopped Genuinely

adj. / adv. phrase
A level of ugly so authentic, unfiltered, and angle-proof that neither lighting, camera quality, nor prayer can save it.
This isn’t “the pic did them dirty.”
This is their permanent condition.

It describes someone whose chopped-ness is real in every universe — front camera, back camera, passport photo, security cam, Renaissance painting… all chopped.

Friend: “Be honest… gen chips or chips gen?”
You: “Both. That man is chopped. I saw his insta profile and got jump-scared.”

by dlckandbells November 21, 2025

Chips

A woman who is for everyone/passed around. Derived from the common snack item at parties or gatherings.

“I can’t date this hoe, this bitch chips” (protect, -bbysit)

by Extrei November 26, 2025