Dookie bird

Someone who is extremely annoying

Mrs. Basham gets on my nerves. She's such a dookie bird.

by Dookiebird April 13, 2021

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Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

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bird fucked

it means you hit some one with a bird (pigeon,turkey e.c)

black guy:get BIRD FUCKED
noob:words can hurt you now :(

by fuck cock bird January 7, 2017

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Bird on a Wire

Easy Shot

A bird on a Wire is an easy shot.

by PbOfOoo February 25, 2021

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bird flu

when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!

by A Man Scorned July 15, 2008

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