Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022

by Not dylan dougherty January 3, 2023

That kid that always accuses everyone else of anything and will stick with the pack and go with what his friends are saying.
by Dylan’sbestfriend October 24, 2019

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'
by Goodsksks November 1, 2021

a daddy of the internet he is the most sexiest daddy to ever exist he does porno and the actors that act with him say he is a sex wizard
fuck me daddy dylan
by ImBlue2/X_Blue89_X October 26, 2022
