Bitchez n hoez: “Damn, i used to hate dat uglass nigga, but it’s National fw a nigga u used to hate day, and he kinda lookin fine!”
by coccnballtorture January 21, 2021
Get the National fw a nigga u used to hate day mug.November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.
Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”
by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021
Get the National Punch a tall person in the Dick day mug.falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023
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Get the Give a girl your hoodie day mug.Oh you don’t have a Scrunchie, well here you can have one of mine sksksksksk
It’s okay to wear my scrunchie on National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day tehe skskskskskskksks and i oop just not my hydroflask
It’s okay to wear my scrunchie on National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day tehe skskskskskskksks and i oop just not my hydroflask
by Emonatti September 23, 2019
Get the National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day mug.October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao
by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020
Get the National beat a short person to death day mug.Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021
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