Willy Motor

When you go for a nudie swim/wear boardies that are too big and you body surf a wave and you Willy acts as a motor

"Dude did you just see me Willy motor that wave!!"

"Yeah that was sick dude"

by afawcett23 September 25, 2016

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Chilly Willy

When a partner does not know what a blow job is, so they literally blow on your penis, hence making your penis "chilly"

"man Mildred had no clue how to give head, so she gave me a chilly willy"

by Analtickler September 5, 2016

bottle willy

A cock that looks like a fucking coke bottle

(Bottle willy)

Colin has a cock shaped of a bottle

by Don't worry about September 3, 2016

willy waddle

Jerkin the gurkin, strangling the pope, five finger shuffle.

Masturbation

Jack peformed and act of willy waddle much to his six year old daughters consern

by Absolute belta August 24, 2016

Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.

*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'

by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

willy v

Avid tea drinker. Willy V's love to drink tea. It is there favourite drink. However, they are also massive wastemen who parade around small country villages thinking they're hard with their men bags

I love tea just as much as Willy V does

by SOLG August 22, 2016