Wait what?

Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”

Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?

Or

Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?

by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018

guess what

chicken butt

you: guess what
me: chicken butt

by anxrew October 14, 2023

Fuck What

A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.

They are probably circlejerking and fuck what

He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.

by Warble808 April 5, 2023

What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)

Today was a what the fuckening.

by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023

what's Aleppo

Rule #1 of the Libertarian Fight Club: you don't ask what's Aleppo.

Ryan got his head smashed in for asking what's Aleppo. Since then he became a degrowther.

by Gjord August 17, 2022

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

What the kel?

“What the kel” is used for when you need a replacement for “what the hell” cuz why the fuck not
Though nobody is gonna use it, Kel himself came up with it. It’s dumb. - Aubrey

“What the kel? I forgot my wallet”

by Aubrergine <333 October 4, 2022